About Author

Noah Glaser is a graduate of the University of Cincinnati where he majored in Information Technology with a minor in awesome. Noah has worked in web marketing for over 5 years and has built a reputation that has followed him both professionally and independently. He is the founder and lead content contributor for The Hidden Triforce.In the 5th grade he bought Link’s Awakening for his brother as a Christmas gift. Since stealing it back, he has been hooked to the Zelda series and has never looked back. In his spare time you can find Noah frolicking with his Porygon and Kiwi Birds. He dislikes chocolate, cheese, and bacon.

  • Gollum

    We are not amused.

  • PinkZelda

    …was this intended to make me laugh? If so…Epic Fail.

  • PureLocke

    Blasphemy! Navi is blue!

  • Matt

    hhmm, how you guys know Link isn't gay or maybe he is just metro sexual. :P

  • Link could never be gay he has to many girls after him, and yes, Navi is blue!

  • isake

    yes he is bisexual, because he gets down with zelda and shiek. and shiek is a guy

  • Jonathan

    Hey!!!Remember Shiek is Zelda!!

  • Stephen

    Link is always trying to find a new way to bury his mastersword in ganondorf… he has no time for stupid hoe's like Zelda who TIME AND TIME AGAIN GETS KIDNAPPED… or saria…. WHOS A FUCKING KID… or maybe Ruto… WHOS A PSYCHO BITCH THAT THINKS HES GONNA MARRY A ZORA COME ON A FUCKING ZORA REALLY? or maybe Nabooru. WHO FUCKING IS A LESBIAN SWORN TO BE PART OF GANONDORFS HAREM! IT SAYS SO IN THE DIALOG OF OOT FOR FUCKS SAKE.